Saturday, May 17, 2008

Breaking: Fat People cause Global Warming!

This is the best journalism to come out of the LA Times in many years:

"...obese people are disproportionately responsible for high food prices and greenhouse gas emissions because they consume 18% more food energy due to their greater body mass -- and require increased quantities of fuel to transport themselves and the food they eat"
Who would a thunk it?

We need a global tax on body mass index (BMI) to buy up charcoal and bury it in the Mariana trench.

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